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2002 24 Hours of Tahoe

Team: 123 Bikes
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: 24 Hours of Uh-Oh!
Class: Men's Sport

Team: All Hat
Class: Men's Sport
Hi, I'm Nathan. I like to prance around in a speedo!

Team: Anatomical Deisgns
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Awake
Class: Men's Expert
The name "Team Awake" strikes fear into the hearts and pain into the legs of it's competitors. Team Awake lives and shall again see the leader board at another 2002 24 Hour event.

Team: Babs' Bitches
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
One Bitchin’ Story1512Babs, in general, is just a bitch…Queen Bitch to be exact. My real name is BARB, which I’m told is simply an acronym for Big Angry Raging Bitch. Well, I guess just because of my demeanor, I’ve attracted 4 others bitchy guys to be my teammates. So here’s a random story of Babs’ Bitches:1512One day the 5 bitches were riding up a long ass hill and they were all bitchin about something… my cranks are creaking, the altitude is killing me, stop kickin’ up so much dust, my ass hurts, F**@#%*!! baby-heads! “Quit your bitchin’”, Bunny Bitch says, “and let’s get up this Bay Area Bunnyhill.” Then Bab’s says to Her Bitch, her fiancé, “Get your butt up here in front of me so I can stare at your ass!” Just then, Little Bitch starts wheezing and hacking, sputtering, then finally in exhaustion, he falls off his bike. The rest of the bitches, showing their true colors, left him on the side of the trail to become vulture food. A few minutes later, he finally comes-to, picks up his bike, and starts walking up the hill. A few local biker chics come riding up the trail and encounter Little Bitch pushing his bike. They say to him in taunting unison, “Hey Biker Boy – that bike’s too nice to be walkin’ it!” This lit a fire in Little Bitch. He jumped back on his bike, cranked it into the granny gear, and sped off chasing the local chics with a big smile on his face, his tongue hanging out and drool dripping on his handlebars. Finally, Little Bitch catches up to Harry Bitch. “So Harry Bitch, how’s your training been coming along?” “Awe man – it’s been awesome! You wouldn’t believe how many hot chics I run into on the bike trail! Literally, I was looking behind me at this girl’s ass as she rode by in the other direction, and then I looked forward again and crashed into this gorgeous rollerblader! After I helped her clean the blood off her knees, she gave me her phone number! Score!!” “Dude, What the hell are you doing training for a 24Hr race on a F**@#%*!! paved bike path!!???” “Priorities, man. Priorities!”15

Team: Bad Breath is Better Than No Breath
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)

Team: Bicycle Trails Council of East Bay
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Big Daddy Meats
Class: Men's Expert
Nat "Moose Legs" Dyck: "Training schmaining!"15121512Pat "The token vegitarian" Fleming: "What am I supposed to do with my free pound of jerky?"15121512Dan "Peanut Lungs" Jenkins: "'Suffering is the origin of consciousness.' Ok. I admit it. I stole that from Dostoevsky."15121512Mark "Lips" Jenkins: "'What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.' I can't help it. For better or worse, I am Nietzche personal channeler."

Team: Big Gear Brothers
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Big Lebowski Over Achievers
Class: Men's Expert

Team: Bike Route/Clifbar
Class: Men's Sport
Here are a few hopes and wishes for Team Bike Route/Clifbar for 24 hours of Tahoe -1512We hope that the "Truth" will prevail for our dear friend Kevin and he gets to complete more than 2 laps (on his own bike).1512Joe just needs to stay out of the pop tarts and try and get some sleep between night laps.1512As for Jhoric, we hope that his day laps end up being as fast as his night laps and if one of us gets hurt, maybe he can put all those anantomy classes to some use.1512And being that Jeff is the one writing this, I promise to drink plenty of coffee, and to take more showers between laps, so I don't look like Pigpen from Peanuts.

Team: Bontrager
Class: Men's Masters (45+)

Team: Boogie Knights
Class: Men's Sport
Wrecked 'em...damn near killed 'em!

Team: Can-Am Kablam!
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Carpe Pesce
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
Once again, the fishheads are looking for the swim component of the race to really make their move. Look for intensive online training and new aerodynamic fishhead helmets to pay big dividends. Seize the fish!

Team: Chronically Single
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Compound
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
Team Compound returns after last year's successful 2001 24hr at Tahoe. 1512Last year's performance went smoothly....a few flats, a couple of over-the-handlebar-spills, and the always 1512interrupted sleep pattern followed by hammering descent, lactid acid climbs.15121512This year look for Team Compound in the hard-sided green and white jalopy camper.....a step up from the warm1512asphalt of the parking lot.15121512As always, we'll have delicious 7 course meals prepared and served by our master chefs between our rides.... NO. You can't have any.1512We're happy to have a substitute rider in place of an original Team Compound member - this substitute rider supplies the free gel and camp equipment.15121512Watch your back! Keep Alert! Team Compound will be passing you on a trail real soon!

Team: Cosentino, Chris
Class: Men's Solo

Team: Cutters
Class: Duo Open
We ride our bikes wearing white button down shirts and black ties. It is like we are going to work. We are very serious about what we do[do]haha. My friend Ben rides a Huffy pro that he got at K mart. It only weighs 44 pounds. It is a nice bike but I got mine at Costco. It is the Huffy elite, I am sure that you have heard of it. Mine was a better deal. My bike weighs 66 pounds but once I take the training wheels off it will be down to 60, I think. I don't know why but biking makes my butt hurt. My seat has three inches of foam that I taped on it. I don't now what the problem is. My Dad said that he would buy me a real sheapskin cover for it just for this race. This is the main reason why I am racing. I know how to ride my bike. Ben is just trying to learn. That is the main reason why he is doing this race. I told him that it would be a great opportunity to learn. He also heard that their would be free icecream. My friend Ben is very excited about this opportunity. bye -Cutters15121512****1512There has been a change of plans.1512I repeat.1512There is a change of plans. Ben will not be riding his new huffy pro in the race. He got nervous and began to doubt his bike riding abilities. And considering that he has none, i do not blame him. He wanted to quit the race. After a long talk filled with encouragement Ben has decided to do the race. He has renewed his confidence and will be riding his scooter. It is the Huffy 'hyper speed' elite, i am sure that you have heard of it. He rode the course and his time was, with out a doubt, the fastest i have ever witnessed. Ben is pumped. I can see it in the way he pumps his scooter.1512bye. -Cutters

Team: D.A.R.E. 2
Class: Clydesdale

Team: DARE: Dad's Ascending Rare Elevation
Class: Men's Masters (45+)
"If you're going to be stupid, you'd better be tough!"

Team: Dirt Dogs
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Dirty Groovers
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
We took the training wheels off last week and figured this was the next step. We are a team of high ambition, low motivation, and plenty of humor. We have just two questions: are there beer tents at the race, and do we actually have to ride the WHOLE 24 hours?1512PEACE.15121512THANK YOU TO C&T PUBLISHING FOR HELPING WITH SPONSORSHIP!!! Go to WWW.CTPUB.COM for all you quilt books, arts, crafts and collectibles!!!

Team: Domingo Banditos
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Don (Just Testing) Parks
Class: Men's Solo

Team: Edwards, Carrie
Class: Women's Solo

Team: Emanon II
Class: Duo Open

Team: Erichson, Gary
Class: Men's Solo

Team: Feyock, Jason
Class: Men's Solo

Team: Firesale
Class: Men's Sport
Three sales guys, one Fireman...

Team: Flamunda Cheese
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Flyers, Liars and Jen
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
Two airline pilots, two lawyers and Jen.

Team: Four Fat Guys from Danville
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)

Team: Four Horsepower
Class: Clydesdale

Team: Full Cycle Virtuosos
Class: Duo Open
Vini Vidi Vici

Team: Gear Grinders
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Girls Love Dirt!
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Goathead
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Goddard, Dan
Class: Men's Solo

Team: Godzilla
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
We left Tokyo because there where to many people.1512We might not be the fastest or the most organized team on the mountain, but you don't have a Godzilla doll on your ride and we do!!1512 Domoadigatoe1512 onegieshimas1512If your going to be stupid, you better be tough. Everyone knows the stupid animals get eaten first!1512Go Go Godzilla!!!!

Team: Grateful Tread
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
Real MTB'ers put gravel in their ButtButter!1512"Tom McCarty: Professional 24-hr mountain bike rider."

Team: Hillsliders
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Ironclad
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
Team Ironclad is the mountain bike racing side of the"International Christian Cycling Club"

Team: KiDinGMe
Class: Men's Sport
A pastor, a youth director, a student, and a father-to-be - two from Oregon and two from Cali

Team: KRUSHRZ
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Laichtman, David
Class: Men's Solo

Team: Lake Tahoe Wellness Ctr. & Dirt Camp
Class: Coed Pro/Am

Team: Least Expected
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Les Jeux Sont Fait
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Mammoth Brewing Co. (MBC)
Class: Men's Expert

Team: Meat & Three
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Midnight Giggolos
Class: Men's Sport
We're the Midnight Giggolos an we're gonna turn this mutha out. You may be thinking "Man these slackers haven't been training," but when we hit the trails we'll be smokin'. By the way, don't leave your ladies alone at the campsite at night.

Team: Midnight Rounds
Class: Men's Sport
Last year we raced as a 5-person team at Moab. When our fifth person finished his first lap in almost 21/2 hours, I figured that since he wasn't a big mountain biker, he was just being lazy, tired, or sour. It turned out he rode the course with A Broken Arm! He and his girlfirend -- our fourth teamate-- spent race night in the local ER, and the three of us remaining had a sleepless night as payback for our assumptions. The two of them came back just in time for our fourth to ride the last lap. We all finished with smiles, but Matt still has a trick arm.

Team: Molasses
Class: Men's Sport
We didn't know it was 24 hours in a row! Now you tell us.

Team: Monkey Butt
Class: Men's Sport
We are four friends (including 2 brothers) in our first 24 Hour Race. Goals are to learn and have fun

Team: old n' dirty
Class: Men's Sport
We Bring Slowness from all points on the map-Philadelphia, Omaha, Colorado Springs and Californication

Team: Olympic Bike Shop
Class: Men's Expert

Team: Outa Control
Class: Men's Junior (18-under)

Team: Pedal Wenches
Class: Women's Sport
"Petal Power!"

Team: PJ and the Special Sauce
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Pocari Sweat
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Purple Helmeted Love Warriors
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
Mission Statement of the PHLWs:1512"OUR MEMBERS WILL RISE TO THE OCCASION, WILL RIDE HARD, AND WILL CLIMAX THIS STIMULATING EVENT BY THRUSTING OURSELVES TO THE TIP OF THE PODIUM".

Team: Rat Racers
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Redwood Racing
Class: Men's Junior (18-under)
Allow us to introduce ourselves: We are the Redwood Racing Team, a Junior Mountain Bike Racing Team raising funds and awareness for cancer research and other worthy causes. 151211For our second consecutive year, The Redwood Racing Team has partnered with the Lance Armstrong Foundation in their mission of enhancing the quality of life for those living with, through, and beyond cancer. We have chosen to participate in the 24 Hours of Tahoe mountain bike endurance race in August 2002. By competing in this grueling event, we hope to inspire people to support our cause. The 24 Hours of Tahoe is a ’round-the-clock relay race that starts Noon Saturday and ends Noon Sunday, with solo, duo, four-and five-person teams racing to complete the most laps. We will traverse some of the toughest, rockiest, steepest terrain Northstar has to offer. The faster we ride, the more laps we log. And once the sun sets, powerful handlebar and helmet-mounted halogen lighting systems (up to 80 watts—that's almost as powerful as the headlights on your car) are de rigueur from dusk to dawn as we compete on the unlit 11.8-mile course. 151211By now, you may be aware of Lance Armstrong's inspiring story. Diagnosed at age 25 with testicular cancer, Lance was given a fifty percent chance to live. The world-class cyclist faced enormous odds and uncertainty about his future, but from the moment of his diagnosis he declared himself a cancer survivor, not a cancer victim. He took an active role in educating himself about his disease. Armed with knowledge and confidence in medicine, he underwent aggressive treatment and beat the cancer.151211In 1999, the world witnessed one of the greatest comebacks in sports history when Lance won the Tour de France. In winning his fourth consecutive Tour victory in 2002, he again proved his superior strength-both as a cyclist and a cancer survivor.151211The goal of the Lance Armstrong Foundation (LAF), simply stated, is to change the world for the millions of people whose lives are impacted by cancer. The LAF wants to reduce the presence

Team: Revenge of the Phat Bastards
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)

Team: Rock Knobules
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
We raced in WV last year where we were challenged by the mud. This year the challenge will be the thin air. Anyway, oxygen just gets in the way.

Team: Rollin Funk
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Saddle SistaH's
Class: Women's Veteran (35+)

Team: Screamin Cheetah Wheelies
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Shawn and Jeff's Big Adventure!
Class: Duo Open
Two old school, hard tail riding retrogrouches!

Team: Short Bus
Class: Duo Open

Team: Silly Singlespeeders
Class: Men's Expert
Chuck- the new Papa of baby Gavin, and the coach of Nevada City's highschool and junior high mountainbike team. Rides with a secret weapon, really bad gas!15121512Jay- The youngest of the bunch, but aging fast. The string bean who's metabolism never slows. Been spending to much time on the road and his geared mountainbike. Always his fastest riding with hangover.15121512Butch- Bought a house, so he's not gonna make it. In his place our long haired ringer ;0) Mark Earnst, go old man!1512Roger- The captain, the get lost man, the destroyer of all that is bicycle, the man who has a sense of direction but only after he's lost. Beware cuz if you follow his line you'r sure to be lost, or at the least crash.

Team: Silt Rat Express
Class: Men's Sport
Last year, we did Snowshoe. One team mate stopped and watched the sunset (ON HIS LAP!). So, this year, I cannot go back there in shame. New team...new race.

Team: Single Track Minds
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Skidmarks
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)

Team: Slackers
Class: Men's Sport
We are hoping to get a lot of sleep during this race.

Team: Slow Children at Play
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
Our name has 2 meanings - 1) slow down! children at play and 2) we're slow children at play.

Team: Spoke Wenches
Class: Women's Sport

Team: Sportin' Woodys
Class: Men's Sport
We have raced with different teams and in different times, but through it all we have always been Sportin' Woodys!

Team: Sportsters
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Stray Voltage
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Summit Chuters
Class: Men's Veteran (35+)

Team: Sweep the Leg, Johnny
Class: Men's Sport

Team: T'Shirts -N- Toe Clips
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Three Bucks and a Dime
Class: Men's Expert

Team: Top Tube Johnson and da Saddle Sores
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Tortuga Loca
Class: Men's Expert
Winners 2001 24 Hours of Tahoe (5 Person Open)1512Winners 2001 8 Hours of Lake Sonoma15121512Auxillary Team Members: Jeromy Nelson1512 Kirk Buckman

Team: Trek Gravity Pigs
Class: Clydesdale

Team: TT - Team Triumph
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Untamed and All-Terrain
Class:

Team: V
Class: Men's Sport
This is what happens when a few friends get together and start drinking and trash talking...God help us!!

Team: VO2-MIN
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Who's Your Daddy
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)

Team: Why Bother?
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Xpected Soon
Class: Men's Sport

Team: Your Mom
Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
Your Mom took 2nd place at this race last year, but more importantly had an absolute blast.

Team: Ziegenbock
Class: Men's Sport

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