Team: 11th Hour Racing Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: 1st Bank/Pedal Power Class: Coed Pro/Am 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa |
Team: 2 gears 2 Monkey's 1 wrench Class: Duo Open 2 Endurance freaks trusting the their Surly Karate Monkey singlespeeds will be well maintained by the experienced 24 hour mechanic flown in from the east coast to see which lasts longer.. Man, machine, or mechanic? |
Team: 24nication Class: Men's Veteran (35+) I've never seen her wrestle, but I'd love to see her box.
Just 4 friends of More Cowbell out having some fun. Looking to tear up the trails (by that, we mean falling all over the place and making the single track into a double track), take a lot of pain reliever, and spend a lot of time on the massage tables. We are the spirit of 24 hour racing. Blood, sweat, and gears.
Moab is the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it settled in a final location
It's understood that Granny Gear
Sells 24nication
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They are just another good vibration
And longer rides couldn't save the legs
From 24nication. |
Team: 29, single, and rigid-revamped Class: Singlespeed Open
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Team: A Backcountry Beer per Mile Class: Just For Fun Backcountry's Switchback Amber Ale makes all the turns seem like high speed straight-a-ways. |
Team: Absolut Endurance Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) A bunch of weekend warriors from the Fruita/Junction area. |
Team: Afraid of the Dark Class: Men's Expert mmmmmmmmm............. Carbon Fiber.... |
Team: Alligood, Joe B. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Ambrose, Chad Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Apple, Jack Class: Men's Solo
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Team: B'hood of the Traveling Cycle Shorts Class: Just For Fun Laugh, Cry, Share the Shorts |
Team: Bach, David E. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: BACKPACKER Class: Men's Sport "There is no strong performance without a little fanaticism in the performer." Emerson |
Team: Barack You Like A Hurricane Class: Men's Expert
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Team: Barackopotamuses Class: Duo Open The first guy on our team is named Brady Hill. Don't get up in his grill. He has the same name as the hill going into Boulder. He's the ultimate cycling soldier. He's the Hip-hop-opotamus, his rhymes are preposterous, his lyrics are bottomless, and he's known for his speediness.
His buddy Dwight is the Rhymeocorous, when he takes off his shirt, he's bright like phosphorous. Although he's bright, he'll be quickly out of sight, at the speed of light. If you blink, you'll miss him… you just might.
We've known each other since we were tykes, as long as we remember, we've been ryding our bikes. 'Cause, that's just what we likes. Now, we're ridin' in Moab, for our homie Obama, we can go forever, like if Superman was a llama. We're spinning for change, these rhymes are the best we could arrange, don't hate us if they're strange. |
Team: Barker, Cullen l. Class: Men's Solo "Livin The Dream" |
Team: Basinger, Pete E. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Batley, Derrick K. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Baumgardt-Kays, Liz N. Class: Women's Solo
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Team: Beantown Boneheads Class: 5 Person Men's We drink too much, have bad attitudes, and enjoy MILFs |
Team: Beaver Hammer Class: Men's Pro
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Team: BEER ME PLEASE Class: Just For Fun we ride to drink beer when we are done. we will have fun, you can bet on that - meet us at our trailer for a cold one!! |
Team: Benham, Anthony J. Class: Men's Solo Do it for Jimmy!!!! |
Team: Big Angry Thorny Gator Class: Men's Veteran (35+) Couldn't come up with a better team name so it is a conglomeration of nicknames.
Mark Benigni aka Bigzy
Kevin Smith aka Angry Kevin
Kris Henthorn aka Thorny
Bryan Walston aka Wally Gator
Last year Kevin was just fresh off a divorce and some of our best memories from last year are about how easy it was to spin him up on the subject and watch him explode. This year he has been downgraded from Angry Kevin to Not as Angry Kevin. Let's hope he still takes that aggression to the course and tears it up! |
Team: Big Big Love Class: Clydesdale
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Team: Big Gut Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Bike LIT Porn Stars Class: Just For Fun One guy is riding a beach cruiser, we'll be drinking a lot of Cutthroat beer, my organization of this team is a real "botch" job, and we have a tough, lovely, lady (new definition) on the team.
**UPDATE**
We used to be A Beach, A Belch, A Botch and A Bitch... such a cool name, it seems that someone wanted to join us. Since his name wasn't Butch, we became the "Bike LIT Porn Stars"... or maybe the Lit BikePorn Stars. That works, too. You're lucky we're here ;-)
**UPDATE**
We lost "Belch" due to a soccer knee injury (stick with the safe stuff man). We're still the Bike LIT Porn Stars, and you're still lucky we're here. |
Team: Bike Peddler Class: Men's Sport Mr. Brown: Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.
Dwight: Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.
Dwight: A hero kills people, people that wish him harm.
Dwight: A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.
Dwight: We all have a hero in our heart.
Mancum=HERO |
Team: Bikes Beer & BBQ Class: Men's Sport ...so we somehow got talked into this again...let's hope there's beer |
Team: Bikes or Babes? Class: Duo Open Two dudes riding all day and night. Bikes or Babes you say? We're not sure we presented sound judgment... |
Team: Billy Goats Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Binatena, Joe A. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Blind Stab Class: Singlespeed Open Four old guys throwing down on the ridgid single speeds. |
Team: Bostrom, Ben Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Boulder Luna Chix & Company Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) Sweet riding Boulder Luna Chix and their men! |
Team: Bouncing Czechs Class: Duo Open Dialog of an American and Czech
American: In the USA we have: George Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash....
Czech: In the Czech Republic we have Paroubek - no wonder, no hope, no cash... |
Team: bradburn Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Brennan, Dan D. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Brews Brothers Racing Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Breyfogle, James Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Brick Oven Pizzaria/CB Builders II Class: Men's Expert best damn pizza and beer in Crested Butte, best home builders in Crested Butte, best resort development & capitalization services. |
Team: Broken Spoke Cycling Class: Singlespeed Open
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Team: Brothers from other Mothers Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Bruesewitz, Sampson Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Burning Lungs Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Canadians, Eh? Class: Men's Sport We like Lucky Beer, Shore riding, steep and deep on the slopes, and of course beavers! (its our national animal, eh?) |
Team: Cannon, Kris Class: Women's Solo A Beast, a little Beer, a Bee covered Butt, a tight Band, a devoted Bird and a Boniface...what else would I need?? |
Team: Cannondale Sports Group Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) We are all Cannondale Sports Group employees and we are participating with TEAM IMBA presented by GT Bicycles. |
Team: Carbo Loaded Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Careless Whispers Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) This is our second year racing as a team and we think it is important that our official team name reflect our fresh new attitude-Careless Whispers 2: Body Heat. |
Team: Carmody, Troy M. Class: Men's Solo Rip and Ride |
Team: Carney, Andrew M. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Cerveza Cruisers Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Chandler, Lucas Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Chicks on the Rocks Class: Women's Sport
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Team: CHUD Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Chunky Monkey with NaCl + Cu / LSB Class: Men's Sport We are the Aggies, Aggies are we.
Drinking Endurox, Shiner, and LSB.
Playing bones, horseshoes, and washers.
Cranking hard our twin stroke mashers.
"We are not lost, we are wandering!" |
Team: Clapping Monkey Class: Men's Junior (18-under) All of us are from north Boulder, CO. We are sponsored by University Bicycles which is the buysiest 10,000 square feet of bike shop in the world. it is also the most awesome shop ever!! |
Team: Clif PBR Can Crushers Class: Singlespeed Open Group of super star single speed funsters! |
Team: Cliffside Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Collins, John Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Continuous flow Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Cooper, Damiana L. Class: Women's Veteran (35+)
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Team: Cotton Kills Class: Duo Open I must really really like you - I've avoided this race for at least 15 years! |
Team: Cover, Chris Class: Men's Solo When it comes to Chris Eatough, the story ends with me puttin' him into the wall. |
Team: Crack Monkeys Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Crankin' Pachwentas Class: Women's Sport
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Team: Crash Test Dummies and Therapist Class: Just For Fun Collective I-Q = 3
All guaranteed factory refurbished riders
And we endorse this message |
Team: Creekside Cafe Class: Women's Sport
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Team: Croach Class: Men's Sport
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Team: CRUISER BIKE DISASTER felt racers Class: Singlespeed Open ASSMAN IS GOING DOWN ON LAP 19, GET SOME SLEEP. WOOD WILL BE THROWN IN THE FIRE BUT NOT THE LIFE TAKING BLACK LAB. HE'S TOO YOUNG TO VIEW THAT. RACER WILL BE RACING FASTER THEN ALL DUE TO FUNNY FEELING'S WITHIN THE CAMP AND DUCKER WILL BE DUCK SOUP. BRING THE GARLIC AND IF YOU GET PASSED BY A CRUISER BIKE, DON'T FEEL BAD. WERE JUST BORED. |
Team: Cutters and Shavers Class: Men's Veteran (35+) Old. Out of shape. Obsessed with cycling movie trivia. |
Team: Czech made Class: Duo Open
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Team: Designated Drinkers Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Designs for Women Class: Just For Fun We are some of the ladies who work at Specialized Bicycle Components and winners of a D4W contest! |
Team: Devil Dogs Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Dicey Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Din't Come Ere fer da Bikn', Did Ya? Class: 5 Person Men's We're just kind of random, ya know? |
Team: Diosas de la Luna Class:
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Team: Dirt Nap Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Dirty Chamois Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Dirty Girls Class:
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Team: Disappoint early and often Class: Men's Sport Set expectations low and you'll achieve more! |
Team: Disgusting Situation Class: Men's Sport
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Team: DNR Class: 5 Person Men's Vidi, Vici, Vini.......yes, that is the correct order for us, otherwise it wouldn't be us. Frank's "The Mountains are my church" and Dean's "We don't take chances because we want to die, we take them because we want to live." Are two of the best statements I've ever heard them utter. One word to describe my buddies, "Hard"! work hard, drink hard, ride hard, I don't even need to go into all the "Hard's" that apply..... |
Team: don't care just pick a name Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Dorn, Jonathan Class: Men's Solo I was rained out after 4 laps two years ago, so this time I'm hoping the weather will cooperate. I work at Backpacker magazine, which has three teams racing. |
Team: DOS ZL LOCOS Class: Duo Open One more try, unfinished business |
Team: Dreaming Eagles Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) Following our hearts, living our dreams and having as much fun as we can in every moment! |
Team: Drop it Like it's Hot Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Duckboy and the Ruffled Feathers Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: DVT Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Eatough, Chris J. Class: Men's Solo Chris Eatough is 2008 National 24 Solo Champion |
Team: Edgewise Elite Ski Service Class: Men's Sport
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Team: El Chupacabras Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Emergency Medicine of Idaho Class: Just For Fun First year team, composed primarily of emergency doctors, nurses, staff and friends. Team varies from expert riders to first year riders and tri-athletes. This will be our first mountain race as a team. Good luck to us! |
Team: EpicRiders -2 Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Exelby, Roan M. Class: Men's Solo Pro racer for 11 years, did my first 24hour race this year, i am hooked! www.exelbyracing.blogspot.com |
Team: Fasse, Patrick Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Fast Friday #1 Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
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Team: Fast Friday #2 Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Fat Alberts Class: Men's Sport
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Team: February Morning Molasses Class: Just For Fun My four wives and I have a wonderful family and are looking forward to 'networking' at the event. |
Team: Feedback Sports Class: Coed Pro/Am
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Team: FEEDBACK SPORTS #2 Class: Men's Expert
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Team: Fema Response Class: Men's Sport We are best described by our extreme ability to execute a carefully laid plan; keep the beer ice cold.....get to the beer as fast as you can - word. |
Team: Finkelstein Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Fish, Dereck J. Class: Men's Solo Stop,rest? Not if you want to win! |
Team: Fly Senorita Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Fly'n Naked Apes Class: Men's Sport It's a long way to the Top if you want to Rock-n-Roll |
Team: FortCollinsCyclingTeam Class: Duo Open Over the mountains and thru the desert, to race at Moab we go. |
Team: Fortin, Joe P. Class: Men's Solo A better mid life crisis than a Porsche,a safer mid life crisis than a Harley,and a cheaper mid life crisis than a 22 year-old. |
Team: Fox Force Five Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Fragile Judith Class: Duo Open
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Team: French froggies Class: Just For Fun Everything is because of Roland... |
Team: Funk Class: Duo Open We are here to FUNK you up. |
Team: Gallegos, Paul Class: Men's Solo Just finish. |
Team: Garrhs Guys & Gals Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: GERAUSKI Class: Just For Fun International Riders of Mystery washed up in Colorado |
Team: Gitchigumi's Revenge Class: Men's Sport
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Team: GNOME JUMP!!! Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Go Big Mountain Sports Class: Duo Open Go Big or don't go |
Team: Golden Sacks Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Gosh Beaver! Class: Men's Sport "Party at the MoonTower" |
Team: Green Class: Men's Sport We are the Best. We smoke the rest. |
Team: green mountain sports Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Gregory, Shawn P. Class: Men's Solo Having a short memory helps me forget about how bad the previous lap felt and riding tired keeps me from putting in the effort to think about how many laps are ahead still. |
Team: Grinder, Thomas J. Class: Men's Solo I'm just an old guy who wants to see where his limits lie. |
Team: Grundle Pigs Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Haiku Warriors Class: Just For Fun haiku warriors
more faster than Michael Phelps
we will ownzor you
Official Team Video #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYllzQPQp78 |
Team: Hal Yeah! Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
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Team: Half Fast Effort Class: Duo Open
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Team: Hat Trick Class: Just For Fun Two guys, a girl, and one can of whoop ass. The other teams won't find this category so fun when Hat Trick scores the most laps.
Bring it!! |
Team: Healthe-HoneyStinger-Boa Class: Men's Expert We are doing it all for the ladies! |
Team: HELL ON WHEELS Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Hendershot, Mark H. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Hermanos En Lucha Libre (H.E.L.L.) Class: Men's Sport The Masked Riders..... Ride Again! |
Team: Highly Suspicious Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Honey Class:
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Team: Hostaria Class: Men's Sport
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Team: HURTIN ALBERTANS Class: Men's Sport ??? |
Team: IC3 Keystone Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) Everyone is a western transplant from PA |
Team: IC3 Masters - Sweatin' to the Oldies Class: Men's Masters (45+)
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Team: ICCC COLORADO Class: 5 Person Men's 5 For Christ |
Team: Iddings, Mike D. Class: Men's Solo Solo...Oh Crap...I must have been Shitfaced when I signed up!!! |
Team: IE Bikes Supermoto Class: Men's Expert We are all AMA Supermoto Pro Riders looking to have a good time. |
Team: Insanity Class: 5 Person Men's A little older than we think but will ride hard anyway and we will certainly have a good time. |
Team: Intermountain Clydesdales Class: Clydesdale We all competed against each other in the intermountain cup race series. We decided to race with each other for the 24 hours of Moab.
Special Shout out to Jeff Rose our Director Sportif, Soigneur, Mechanic. |
Team: IT Geckos Class: Just For Fun
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Team: It's Business Time Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) "And you know...
that when I’m down to my socks...
that it's time for business...
that’s why they’re called business socks" |
Team: Jackalope Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Jameson - Rocket Fuel for Winners Class: Just For Fun From the ashes of the venerable "Fastest Lap Buys Beer" Team, the "Jameson - Rocket Fuel for Winners" Team is made up of 5 guys that are much better at flip-cup than bike racing. |
Team: Jan's Class:
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Team: JBLC Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Jenkins, William S. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Johnson, Samuel p. Class: Men's Solo just me all alone. Back to conquir the desert. |
Team: Johnston, Dave J. Class: Men's Solo Coach, official and competitor from Swan River, Manitoba, Canada (300 miles north of Minot, North Dakota). I love to MTB and have been a long time member of IMBA, this looked like a great opportunity to serve both needs, despite the 25 hour drive to get to Moab.
"Life is not tried, it is merely survived, if you're standing outside the fire" |
Team: Juarez, David T. Class: Men's Solo I got this quote from some guy named Scott. It suits me so I hope he doesn't mind if I borrow it!
To be a cyclist is to be a student of pain... at cycling's core is pain, hard and bitter as the pit inside a juicy peach. It doesn't matter if you're sprinting for an Olympic medal, a town sign, a trailhead, or the rest stop with the homemade brownies. If you never confront pain, you're missing the essence of the sport. Without pain, there is no adversity. Without adversity, no challenge. Without challenge, no improvement. No improvement, no sense of accomplishment and no deep-down joy. Might as well be playing 'tiddly-winks'. |
Team: Just a Flesh Wound Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Just a Minor Threat Class: Men's Sport
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Team: KELL(E)Y SQUARED Class: Duo Open
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Team: Kirkland, Jari Class: Women's Solo
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Team: KUHL AND SCOTT BIKES Class: Men's Pro
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Team: Kuhl Girls on Fast Bikes Class: We love dirt. And monkeys. |
Team: KUHL/Scott Class: Men's Expert
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Team: labierknarr Class: Duo Open
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Team: Leavitt, Keith N. Class: Men's Solo One person team. Was once kind of fast, in the final year of my PhD and getting married this fall...so I thought I'd beat the hell out of myself, on my singlespeed? |
Team: Let's Roc Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
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Team: Lichtenwalner, Rob Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Lideen, Taylor R. Class: Men's Solo 18 years old from Phoenix Arizona |
Team: Lindemann, Todd N. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Liquid Gray Infinity Class: Just For Fun Good Luck Team! Cheers! from Steve and Levi |
Team: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Lizard Strokers Class: Men's Sport "Point me to a beer, and I'll fall asleep under a mountain"...or something like that |
Team: LONESTAR MASHERS Class: Men's Expert Quatro Hombres de Tejas |
Team: Long Johns Sons Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Long, Eric Class: Men's Solo solo with IMBA |
Team: Los Mas Chingones Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Mad Dog #1/TBD Class: Men's Expert
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Team: Mad Dog #2/Go Dog Go Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Mad Dog #3/Old Dogs, New Tricks Class: Men's Grand Masters (55+)
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Team: Mad Dog #4/Best in Show Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: MafiaRacing.com Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Magura USA Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Majors, Brad D. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Manic Monkey Riders Class: Men's Sport Comin' To Put The Mac Down |
Team: Martin, Jimmy Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Matt's our camp beeatch Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: McDonald, Tom J. Class: Men's Solo No gears, no suspension, no bull. |
Team: McMillan, Jimmy C. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Melco MTB Team #1 Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Melco MTB Team #2 Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Mighty Morphin Shower Strangers Class: Men's Expert We're only strangers the first time! |
Team: Miller Cycles Reunion Tour Class: Clydesdale
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Team: Miners Class: Men's Sport just having fun |
Team: Missing Links Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Moab 911 Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Monavie/Cannondale Girls Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Monavie/Cannondale Pro Class: Men's Pro
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Team: Monavie/Cannondale Pro 2 Class: Men's Pro
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Team: Monavie/Cannondale VP's Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Montorado SteamEverMissoulaBoatGreen Class: Men's Sport We are in disarray, we are old, we hurt and we are out of shape. |
Team: Morrison, Cat Class: Women's Solo
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Team: Mountain America Credit Union Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Mountain Men Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Mudhonnies Class: Charlie’s Angels has nothing on these Honnies. Why is that? Because there is 5 of them, DUH! Watch out for these ladies because they have the tools and they know how to use ‘em. Don’t get too frustrated boys when these ladies “chick” you out there. They coined the term “Passing on the left” and they are not afraid to throw it right back at you. Their speed is cat-like and so are their nails… SHARP! Boys, be sure to bring something to wipe the drool from your chins because their pants are tight and so are their assets (they are quite diverse in the stock market if you know what I mean).
They swept the entire female field of 1 at Big Bear and look to take on Moab. Don't let their pretty looks fool you, they mean business and that's what they'll be taking care of. The manicures can wait until the dust settles, but you better beleive that will be the first stop on the way home for these Honnies. |
Team: Munch N' Punch Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Newsom, Wade E. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Next to Last Will Do Class: Men's Sport One year after the race the winner of the singles class was being interviewed and was talking about all the lousy food he was eating during the race. The interviewer suggested that he deserved a big hamburger. We were standing there all confused cause we had lived off bratwursts and cheeseburgers the whole race. I guess it turns out the 'real racers' eat stuff like pasta with lots of carbs. But we think a beer and a brat/burger is more fun (until you end up in the porta potty at 4am). |
Team: NiteRider 08 Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: NiteRider 2 Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Nixon, Michael Class: Men's Solo
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Team: No Choice Class: Men's Sport A father Son team from Park City Utah.
A couple ol timers and a couple young Bucks |
Team: No Dope Required Class: Men's Sport We all enjoy large servings of bacon and post-ride beers. All of us have, or are in the process of developing our MB's (Man Boobs). |
Team: Noble, David S. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Nocturnal Mission Class: Men's Sport
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Team: NRC/PEDALMASHER - KONA Class: Men's Sport
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Team: NSW Flyin' Frogs Class: Men's Sport
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Team: NYC VELO Class: Singlespeed Open
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Team: OC Dirt Devils Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Off da Chain Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Off the Couch !!! Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) We start slow and taper... |
Team: Off the Couchers Class: Just For Fun This was a bad idea. :-) |
Team: Ogden, Aaron Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Oh, you need more than a headlamp? Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Optically Delicious Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) A ski guy, a snow guy, a goggle guy, a helmet guy, and a ripping chick |
Team: Organarchy Class: Clydesdale Big Meat |
Team: Ostrowski, Bill Class: Men's Solo
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Team: PA Roughriders Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Packin' Iron Class: Women's Sport
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Team: PBR B team All Stars Class: Singlespeed Open
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Team: PC Riders Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Peak To Peak Bicycles Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Pedal Power / Street Swell Class: Men's Expert "If your not first your last" Ricky Bobby
"What that's crazy... you can be second, third, forth heck you can even be fifth...." Reese Bobby |
Team: Pedal PowerCastleton Masonry Class: Men's Masters (45+) Not much to tell we just like to ride and race. |
Team: Perfero Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Phoenix Multisport Class: Just For Fun Boulder Colorado based group of sober athletes |
Team: Plant Powered Pedalers Class: Just For Fun Kids who want to have fun! We don't like to suffer, but see intensity as a way to lose our cautions. |
Team: Platinum Class: Men's Veteran (35+) We are a group of friends who are racers & former racers getting together for a good time in Moab.
The team consists of riders from Santa Barbara,CA, Park City, UT and Gunnison, CO (all originally from New England!) |
Team: Poidevin, Leighton D. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Port-a-Johns Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Princeton Tec Class: Just For Fun
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Team: PRO CYCLING Class: Coed Pro/Am Eight in the clip... One in the chamber!!! |
Team: Professional Rookies Class: 5 Person Men's We have the biggest bus in town. |
Team: Punany Pedalers Class: Women's Sport
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Team: Quahog MinuteMen Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Rad Racing Class: Men's Sport
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Team: RAIN PAIN Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Rainbow Party Class: Clydesdale
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Team: Rancourt, Marc Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Rasker, Ray Class: Men's Solo Me pesan los huevos |
Team: Red Eye Jedis Class: Just For Fun We are a ragtag collection of booze hounds who like to get after it in deep the woods of the southwest. |
Team: Reluctant Esquires Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Rich's Bitches Class: Singlespeed Open A group of hard riding 29ers |
Team: Rick Rolled Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Rigid Members Class: Singlespeed Open We are so rigid it hurts. |
Team: Risen from the Ashes Class: Duo Open One man, one woman, no motors and no pain. |
Team: Rocktober Class: Men's Sport Florida and Colorado come together for Moab! |
Team: Rubber Side Up Class: Men's Junior (18-under) The name is Rubber Side Up because the ladies like the scars.
To Do A...
Zane- Funny or stupid crash.
Josh- Miss turns and make your own path.
Logan- Lead the pack.
Boy Scout- Fall off trail on a bike. |
Team: Ryan 86 Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) Looking to enjoy the trails that only Moab has to offer! |
Team: Sainz, Michael A. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Saito, Yuki Class: Men's Solo 2008 12hours of Snowmass Men's Solo 1st place |
Team: Salty Nuts Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Sandquist, Jason C. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Sawicki, Pua Class: Women's Solo
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Team: Shake and Bake Class: Duo Open To gear or not to gear. |
Team: Ship of Fools Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Short Bus Class: Men's Expert People think were crazy to keep comming out to do these races. We say there crazy to keep being lazy slobs. |
Team: Simons, Jim Class: Men's Solo It is not necessary to have hope in order to undertake an enterprise, nor to be successful in order to persevere.
If you have tried to do something and failed,
you are vastly better off than if you had tried to do nothing and succeeded.
Forsake inhibitions pursue thy dreams. |
Team: Single Track Attack Bats Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Single Track Mind Class: 5 Person Men's Never Moon a warewolf! |
Team: Sixty Percnt Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Slick Rockers Class: Men's Sport antidote for what? biking fever? |
Team: Slickrock conspiracy Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
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Team: Slickrock Slaves Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Slow Ride Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Small Town D-Bags Class: Men's Sport Four guys who are lame, blind, out of shape, and generally suffering through the daily grind, but want one last shot at the big time! |
Team: Smith Optics Class: Men's Expert A bunch of desk jockeys from Smith Optics. VP of Sales and Marketing, VP of Product and Design, GM of Elite Division, and Smith's PR and Comm. Director. |
Team: SoBeBella Class: Women's Pro/Expert
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Team: Sonic Death Monkey Class: Duo Open Fear the Monkey!! |
Team: Speedy Martinez &Tres Amigos Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Sprocket Dawgs Class: Men's Sport We will have a fireman,Psycologist, and two Indy car mechanics riding on our team. We all love riding and just having a ton of fun. |
Team: STIFF LINK Class: Men's Sport
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Team: STOMPAZ Class: Singlespeed Open biking is for dummies, and it's really hard!
SSWC'09 in Durango! (D9) Save the month of August...
Co-sponsored by StomPaRillaZ
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Team: Streetswell 29 and Single Class: Just For Fun We absolutely have nothing better to do......and we have secret little crushes on those Pedal Power riders |
Team: Strode, Scott A. Class: Men's Solo I found sobriety on April 8, 1997, a date I will never forget. I credits my success in recovery to his passion for active pursuits. I didn't think my life would be any different when I quit using but, wow, was I wrong. After swearing off substance abuse, I turned my focus to boxing at a local gym in Boston and ice climbing and mountaineering in nearby White Mountain National Forest. Since then, I have climbed mountains in the Himalayas, Andes, and Alaska, and completed six Ironman triathlons in countries around the world but my latest love is 24 mtb solo racing!
I would not have found any of these exciting sports while I was still using, It is safe to say that finding athletics and staying sober saved my life. It also helped me to define myself as something other than an addict. |
Team: Strout, Chris Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Sullivan, Eric D. Class: Men's Solo Out here to do some work |
Team: Summit Daily News Class: Men's Expert
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Team: Sun Valley Ski Education Foundation Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Sundberg, John W. Class: Men's Solo To venture causes anxiety, but not to venture is to lose oneself. --Soren Kierkegaard |
Team: Supa Dupa Dreads Class: Singlespeed Open I'm at the wrong airport! |
Team: Super Troopers Class: Men's Sport I am all that is man... |
Team: Swaney, Jennifer E. Class: Women's Solo Contact information, etc. at www.jenniferkrebs.com |
Team: SWM seeking SF who rides Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) Returning after a brief hiatus... hollywood, speedie, stallion, chatty, and the chief.
Awesome Beaver Shot! Spring is here!! |
Team: Synagogue of the Holy Mountain Bike Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Tabata Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) 2 young dads, a farmer, her husband, and a self proclaimed train wreck. |
Team: taint no fun Class: Just For Fun two four-timers and two rookies |
Team: Tami and The Mud Pigs Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Team Ironclad 3-in-1 Class: Men's Veteran (35+)
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Team: Tennessee Pass Cookhouse Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Texas Sucks!!!!! Class: Men's Sport You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!!!! |
Team: That's W.A.K. Class: Just For Fun A decade gone by, middle school behind us, brotherhood forever. Yes.......that's W.A.K. |
Team: That's What She Said Class: Men's Sport
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Team: The 8 Balls Class: Men's Sport Formerly Large N' Charge |
Team: The Big Revolution Class: Just For Fun Pedal Damn It |
Team: The bike-sexuals Class: Just For Fun
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Team: The Cyclepaths Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: The Eh Team Class: Men's Sport Two Americans, two Canadians. If we come in dead last, Blame Canada, eh? |
Team: The Fighting Cocks Class: Men's Sport
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Team: The Filthy Breadmen Class: Men's Sport Two mountain bikers that won't compete, a cyclist and a water skier. Steve Patron rode last year and decided to put his own team together this year. Well see if he can pick em. |
Team: The Flawless Penguins Class: Men's Junior (18-under) Rage
Look for the penguins on our helmets when we pass you |
Team: The Frenchies Class: Just For Fun 4 canucks in Moab, really fast on skates, we'll see on wheels ! |
Team: the heat Class: Men's Sport
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Team: The Jello Molds Class: Men's Sport We learn a little bit more every year about how to prepare for the the 24 Hours of Moab, but for some reason we keep getting slower. |
Team: The Justice League Class: Women's Junior (18-under)
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Team: The Knuckle Heads Class: Men's Expert
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Team: The Old Dogs Class: Men's Masters (45+) A bunch of old guys trying to keep up with our sons.... |
Team: The Purple Cobras Class: Men's Junior (18-under) We are the Purple Cobras, and we will, we will rock you! |
Team: The Redstone Cyclery Class: Men's Sport Four guys with families who want to feel pain outside of the household. And who really just need to get away and party for a weekend. |
Team: The ROUSs Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: The Shaved Nuts Class: Men's Sport The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will! |
Team: The Sophomores Class: Men's Sport
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Team: The Spice Boys Class: Men's Expert We're just plain spicy. |
Team: The Subprimes Class: Just For Fun
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Team: The Three Muffketeers Class: Just For Fun Two Downhillers (Evan and Sam) and one XC pro (Colin), coming together and racing for the sake of pure awesomeness. |
Team: The Weakest Links Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) Nan: "Everyone needs to believe in something...
I believe I'm gonna go ride my bike"
Celeste: "The harder you try to keep your feet dry, the more likely you are to ride your bike off the bridge and into the river."
Tim: "be excellent to each other" Bill S Preston (esq) and Ted Theodore Logan
Mark: “And then, one time when we were at band camp…”
John G (our most excellent athletic supporter... errr... I mean support staff): "You can't afford it... just pedal faster"
A BIG THANKS to John for being willing to stay up all night to help keep us Links fed, organized and pedaling for 24 hours |
Team: Therapy Solutions Class: Duo Open
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Team: This Aint New Jersey Class: Men's Sport 4 mountain bikes: $10,000
gas to get to Moab: $1000
beer for 2 days: $500
the 4 of us on Sunday: worthless |
Team: Thompson, Mark L. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Three Daves Don't Make A Mark Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Three Dog Night Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Thrown Together 10=10 Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Thunder Boy Class: Just For Fun Our name comes from an incedibly strong llama who was recently put out to pasture. We are not quite ready for the pasture, so we are coming to race. |
Team: Tieszen, Erika Class: Women's Solo
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Team: TKKF -Moje Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Toad Lickers Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female) Didn't anyone bring some lights?! |
Team: Tostado, Josh J. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Trans-FrontRange Masters Express Class: Men's Masters (45+)
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Team: turd fergueson Class: Men's Expert hell yeah we're awesome, we're awesome as s@#* !!! |
Team: Two Days Apart Class: Duo Open We're climbers, not bikers. If there are hills we may have to pedal with our arms. Mark will start the race as he's two days younger. |
Team: Uno Testicali de la Renta Class: Men's Masters (45+) Uno Testicali de la Renta, kind of like Oscar de la Renta, only different. |
Team: Utah Girls Class: Women's Pro/Expert
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Team: vagina power Class: Women's Sport An adventurous fivesome, who love the dirt. |
Team: vegas 5 Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Vegas Gas Passers Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Venus de Miles Class: 5 Person Coed (At least 1 Female)
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Team: Vierra, Les Class: Men's Solo Lone clydesdale without a Team. The ride must go on.. |
Team: Vulture Food Class: Men's Sport We're probably going to get mopped up pretty bad. One of us is likely to die. 4 of the 5 of us are somehow representing the "D." (Detroit, not Dallas.) Also, Grizz still owes me his registration fee... |
Team: Vulva Major Canyons Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Wahlberg, Terri Class: Women's Solo
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Team: WartHogs Class: 5 Person Men's
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Team: Wasatch Riders Class: Just For Fun Live, Love, Buck |
Team: Wheeler, Chuck Class: Men's Solo
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Team: White, Jody S. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: White, Kerry Class: Women's Solo The purpose of Team Type 1 - Racing to cure diabetes...
Riders on Team Type 1 manage type 1 diabetes with Apidra rapid-acting insulin, Abbott Diabetes Care's FreeStyle Navigator (a continuous glucose monitoring system), OmniPod wireless pumps and Dex4 fast-acting glucose. Bike Sponsor is Orbea.
“Each day is a new adventure, filled with surprises and an opportunity to live life to its fullest. Diabetes can be an inspiration, not a burden – it is what you make it.”
I was first diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes at 11 years of age. During diagnosis I was semi-comatosed dehydrated with my veins so constricted that doctors could barely insert IVs into them.
A quarter century later, little has changed- living with Diabetes is still an everyday challenge.
My greatest cycling accomplishment was in 2007 - the solo division of Race Across America. I became the first person with diabetes – to complete the 3,044-mile transcontinental bicycle race solo. Consider the magnitude of the accomplishment: In its history, fewer people have completed RAAM than have scaled Mount Everest. |
Team: WHY Class: Just For Fun At 2 AM - We can't tell you how many times we have questioned WHY in the last great 9 years of racing. As we have aged, the WHY has gotten louder! |
Team: Why Try? Class: Men's Sport
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Team: WHYNOT Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Widow Makers Class: Men's Sport Truth is we've had to leave our wives at home while we obsessively pursue our passion for biking. Don't be fooled at the fact we're a bunch of Dad's on bikes. Between riding at the crack of dawn before work, and pulling an extra 100 pounds of kid-filled bike trailer around we've found our way to keep the training bar held high. |
Team: Williford, Jordan M. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Women and Children First Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Woodruff, Matt D. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Worst Case Scenario Class: Men's Sport Worst Case Scenario is a team of Firefighters/thrill-seekers from the soggy NorthWest. We live in anticipation of the Worst Case Scenario like a Zombie uprising. |
Team: WYPT Class: Men's Sport
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Team: Yeti Beti Class:
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Team: YO ROCCO! Class: Just For Fun
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Team: Yore, Steven E. Class: Men's Solo
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Team: Zambi Class: Men's Sport
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